Miracle Films

(1980-1984)

Miracle Films (1980's)

Nickname: "If It's a Good Film...It's a Miracle!", "The Unconvincing Logo"

Logo: On a black background, we see "miracle films" in clear with a shiny blue outline, zooming out. After it stops zooming, it fills with blue via a "wiping" effect. Then the text underneath, "IF IT'S A GOOD FILM...IT'S A miracle!" appear in a "wiping" effect for "IF IT'S A GOOD FILM...IT'S A" and a flash effect for "miracle!". "IF IT'S A GOOD FILM...IT'S A" is in arial font, and "miracle" is in the same font as "miracle films".

FX/SFX: The zooming and shining.

Music/Sounds: Starts out with a wind-like sound, then an ominous descending synth, then a series of ascending video game-like sounds when "IF IT'S A GOOD FILM...IT'S A" wipes in, then a synth ping when "miracle!" flashes in, and finally a series of bell-like sounds. Sometimes, the windchime sounds fade out afterwards.

Availability: This appeared on Insatiable and Insatiable 2, both starring Marilyn Chambers.

Editor's Note: Not really a miracle of a logo, and it's quite creepy thanks to the music.